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9th-Nov-2009 08:02 pm - Wild ARMS 2 Mini Review
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Wild ARMS 2 Mini Review

 

Story

 

The game starts with three different character scenarios. There’s Brad, a convict and ex-war hero trying to escape, Lilka, a sorceress who has a sister complex, and Ashley, the games’ hero. After you get introduced to these three, you play as Ashley who gets put into an elite fighting force, caught up in a demon summoning, and then gets whored out by another organization with no pay. Life sucks for Ashley, I guess.

 

I thought it was pretty horrible, to be honest. Maybe not quite as bad as Wild ARMS 4, but its close. The story is average compared to other games out at the time of its original release; it’s terrible when compared  games in the series. The first disc is simply about a group called ARMS getting banned together by some pretty-boy you just know is hiding something. Then they fight a terrorist group called Odessa the entire first half of the game. This means its boss fight after boss fight with tiny cut-scenes in-between to bring some back story. All and all its nothing but fodder to get all your party members, because they take forever to all join…and then give just enough reason for each major character  to be involved so you can’t say “Well, he/she was just there, but had nothing to do with the plot.” Note: Just because they are given a reason, doesn’t necessary mean it’s a good or believable one. Ha.

 

The second Disc gives you the impression that things are finally going to get interesting, but that doesn’t last long. The awesome begins as fast as it ends when the true threat is revealed.  Things get pretty screwy about a quarter of the way into the second disc. No, it’s not hard to understand, the twist is just incredibly idiotic. At least the first disc was coherent, and although slow, the build up was steady. There’s one other twist concerning the main character that is in the backdrop most of the game, however; it didn’t get quite enough attention as it should have, all considering. It’s real background and development is found in an optional book in one of the town’s libraries. Yeah..sad..I know, when it was supposed to be important, and frankly, it was the best thing the plot had going for it.

 

Oh, I forgot to mention, EVERY twist in the game you’ll see coming unless you are medicated on some good ass junk. The game makes no effort to keep anything a surprise.

 

What a waste. Wild ARMS always mixes the Wild West, science fiction, and fantasy to conjure up a unique story. This was one of the failures, sadly.

 

Plot: 3/10

 

 

Click here for more complaining!(spoiler free) )

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You know I'm bored when I try to fill out one of my own lame ass kink props while trying get all of Tim and Kanon's skills. Oh, I can't write worth a shit, but there is some hope in me that someone will look at this. get the overall idea, and rewrite it into something awesome and worth reading. Because I've only wanted to read about Jet failing at sex since I've played the game.

I present you with: "Virginia Maxwell attempts to get some and fails...horribly." And, no, I didn't spell check or think about dialogue or being in character obviously. XD

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Stupid shit is under the cut )

 



23rd-Oct-2009 06:19 pm - Star Ocean: The Last Hope Review
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Spoiler free and very ranty. I was also extremely mean, almost as mean as I was to Gravitation. I kind of feel bad now. And I'm hypocrit because I loved this shit out of this game, yet I had to be honest.

Star Ocean: The Last Hope Review

Quotes:
"Their job is to travel to the planet Aeos and determine if it’s a safe replacement for Earth. Of course, it’s perfectly perfect and they begin immigration immediately. I was just joking on that last part. Of course something goes wrong, but you’ll have suffer through it like I did to find out what."

"Their problems include, “I keep my emotions behind a mask because people keep dying,” “I have mental disorders,” “I hate my body!” “UGHH!! Why is he better the MEEEEE,” “I have this irrational belief that I am cursed,” “I’m mentally retarded and it’s a struggle.., “Hmm, which is more important, my job or my family?!” “REVENGE. I MUST HAVE IT,”and my personal favorite “ I’M HUNGRY BITCHES.” I wish I was exaggerating here, but I’m not.  "

 

GENERAL REVIEW UNDER CUT: SPOILER FREE )

 

Excess rants and shit about the game ending and junk.

 

SPOILERS, SPOILERS, SPOILERS )
23rd-Oct-2009 01:10 am(no subject)
Gravitation
Poll #1475193 Which game should I play to complete a series?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21

Which game should I play to complete a series?

View Answers

Star Ocean: The Second Evolution
3 (14.3%)

Grandia 1
3 (14.3%)

Lunar 2 Eternal Blue
4 (19.0%)

Final Fantasy V
5 (23.8%)

Wild ARMS 2
5 (23.8%)

Baten Kaitos 2
3 (14.3%)

Devil summoner 2...
1 (4.8%)

Suikoden 1
8 (38.1%)


22nd-Aug-2009 04:09 pm - Gravitation ranting.....
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"So if I had to recommend this series to anyone, which I wouldn’t, but this is a hypothetical situation here, I’d tell them to read the first two volumes of the manga..online..illegally, because it isn’t worth buying. Then watch the anime. Or, just buy the vocal soundtrack and never touch anything else related to the series."

 

Hey guys, guess who my favorite Gravitation character is? Come on, think. Yeah, fucked up right, almost fandom secrets worthy, right? Well, it just goes to show how much watching and reading this shit as fucked me up mentally, when I like the most disgusting character in the series just because I can have some INTELLIGNET(and I mean that so, so loosely) thoughts about his actions. Great. Thanks Gravitation for helping me reach new lows. Yeah, fuck you.
29th-Jul-2009 04:33 pm - Journal Now F-Locked
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Don't be shy! Just comment and I'll likely friend you back. About this journal: It contains mostly fandom related rants and memes full of profanity and yaoi-obsessive-ness. Everything else is on my profile.

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23rd-Mar-2009 12:28 pm - Last Exile Icons(all Dio...)
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5th-Nov-2008 12:30 am - YnM Hisoka lj icons
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Happy Halloween everyone!. I'm hiding in my house waiting for it to be over. lolz

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